Happy holidays! Let’s celebrate with a wickedly funny satire of Charles Dickens’ beloved classic, A Christmas Carol…with all the naughty bits Dickens left out: Screwing Scrooge: The Naughtiest Christmas Story Ever Told!
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“Bah, humbuggery!”
You know the story: a bitter miser named Ebenezer Scrooge is haunted by three ghosts who teach him the true meaning of Christmas. How heartwarming! There’s just one problem: ghosts don’t exist. So, what really happened that fateful Christmas Eve?
Maybe Bob Cratchit, Scrooge’s overworked employee, hatched a cunning scheme with his con artist son Tiny Tim, an aspiring actor who happens to be Scrooge’s nephew, and the old cheapskate’s former fiancée. It’s a dangerous plan, it’s practically impossible to carry out, and it’s guaranteed to teach Scrooge a lesson he’ll never forget.
They’ve got just one chance to pull off a holiday hoax that involves outrageous ghost costumes, an entire theater of performers, copious amounts of alcohol, and one unforgettable Christmas goose. Can they convince Scrooge to open his heart to the spirit of Christmas before he figures out it’s all a trick? And along the way, will romance bloom for three very different couples?
There’s only one way to find out what really happened…
It’s a naughty and nice tale that will make you believe in Christmas miracles!
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